illneverloseaffection: The Beatles - It Won’t Be...
Jim: Dwight tried to kiss me.
Jim: And I didn't tell anyone because I'm not really sure how I feel about it.
Dwight: That is not true. Redact it. Redact it!
Jim: Well, I'm not actually making a formal complaint. I just really think we should talk about it.
Now do you believe me when I say my mother hates...
diegobenjamin: Me: You know, I think if me and Ingrid(my sister) were hanging on for our lives at the peak of some mountain, and you could only save one of us, you’d let go of my hand without thinking about it. You definitely favor her. Mom: I think I’m gonna make some shish kabobs for mothers day. They say you have to wet the wooden skewer so it doesn’t burn. Me: (silent) Mom: Ugh, you’re...